Maybe this was already talked about by everyone and I'm just slow, but what da hell is this AI-ass graphic 404 Media is using here? Not from the cited source and not captioned with a citation, so I assume they made it?
https://www.404media.co/scientists-discover-a-strange-particle-explains-the-origin-of-reality/
@jonah People in the article comments are speculating that it was provided to them by NASA or whoever they spoke to for the article, but everyone still wishes they'd declined to use it.