The Pitch / The App
How about no?
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Ain't nobody wants to know that badly, Imma leave you here with this shit modal, "Admiral."
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@oli arggh, I fucking hate that shit. 
"Your browser or blocker is impacting your experience."
Love the weasel words. Not negatively impacting, however. A fine distinction here, one I realize we're not ever going to make.
I didn't make you put up the interstitial, mofo. Whose website am I on? Who built it? Who has the agency here when it comes to "impacting" my experience with a cockblocker modal?
"Please open up a security hole and allow us to show you a personalized ad for a refrigerator so that the website owner can get $0.001 for the privilege of allowing us to blast marketing propaganda into your eyeballs for a subliminal half-second."
Marketing is a good example of something that is objectively weird that has been so normalized as to have become background radiation.
Which makes it easier to forget that it's literally propaganda.
This is a mobile antipattern:
"Oh, you're on a device? Wouldn't you like to add a shiny new app to your collection instead of viewing this boring ol' webpage? In fact, we'll put this giant interstitial in front of the content just to sweeten the deal. You know you want that app."