THE UK SHOP John Lewis is bullshit. I would like to vote John Lewis out. Redistribute the wealth. John Lewis is the Sheriff of Nottingham of shops. Or Christmas. I've lost control of this metaphor.
@TheBreadmonkey I only care what Jackson Lamb thinks of the Christmas advertisement.
@TheBreadmonkey I think you are doing very well as it is.
Interestingly....
It is not known upon whom this character is based. The legend of Robin Hood (which is at least as old as the 14th century) traditionally referred to the Sheriff of Nottingham only by his title. The post of Sheriff of Nottingham only came into existence in 1449. However, there has from very early Norman times been a High Sheriff of Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire and the Royal Forests, appointed by the king, which became High Sheriff of Nottinghamshire in 1568. The character in the legend could therefore have been based on the royal appointee responsible for law enforcement in the royal forests (which included Sherwood Forest).
Which can only mean...... https://www.forestryengland.uk/article/mike-seddon-chief-executive
I will go and live in the woods and one day will take down my nemesis..... *checks notes*.... Mike Seddon from Forestry England
Who wishes to join my band of Merry Ben?
I'm in. Can I be Maid MATian?
@TheBreadmonkey I can join if there is food
Do you provide health care?
@TheBreadmonkey I’m up for it if I can join remotely
@TheBreadmonkey owned by its staff. A daughter is a partner.