#Vote! Like the perv you are. 🗳️
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@darth_hideout where am I supposed to put my ID?
@darth_hideout well, it is a was to make sure people don't smuggle shit in.
@eurobubba 👌 (Commented on that post earlier. I think that's what reminded me of this image in my collection.)
@darth_hideout okay, birthday suit it is then !😹🙃
(Please don’t try this people just vote in your pajamas if you have to!🤣)
@darth_hideout Maybe instead of calling it a "blue wave", they should call it a "blue winning streak".
@darth_hideout Making people take off their MAGA hats and turn their TRUMP shirts inside-out is one of the simple joys of poll working.
@darth_hideout no shoes, no shirt, no problem
As long as you've got Tchitcherine's boots, eh?
@darth_hideout ah a fellow connoisseur 🥰
Actually just posted this a day or two back:
I actually wonder if this meant, "No campaign t-shirts, etc."
@darth_hideout I'm not sure whether to be disturbed that someone proofread the wording, and thought it was fine. Or, in awe that someone proofread the wording, and decided to roll with it anyway.
There are states where you can't wear campaign gear inside the polling place. I'm not sure what happens when a voter made a poor life choice in the form of a visible, political tattoo.
The timestamp is 2018-11-06. This is the first year it finally occurred to me it might not just be a joke.
@darth_hideout Surely not. I mean, who'd be so gauche as to go to the polls *clothed*?!?
Nevernude MAGAts, that's who.
@darth_hideout What a bunch of flapdoodles.
@darth_hideout Only official poll workers can answer that question, so please wait patiently in line and hope the sun comes out soon.
@darth_hideout
Naked voting might increase voter turnout.