Maybe I'm really cheap by I object to spending 58p on each Tesco branded condom. It really adds up over a weekend. I wish Aldi did own branded condoms.
@fesshole “Every little helps”
@fesshole As you are just using them for self pleasure and avoiding upsetting Mum with the laundry you can rinse and reuse.
@fesshole A friend tells me you can order them in bulk online, you save a fortune.
@fesshole we're seeing live how OP learned that a condom is not necessary to jerk off.
@fesshole Family Planning Clinics give them out free. If you even pop in for directions to the station they'll stuff your pockets with them.
@fesshole cleaning aisle, Aldi own brand pair of rubber gloves. Call it a pack of 10 and you’re good to go.
@fesshole Tesco own brand condoms exist. They’re a thing. But ok shagger whatever.
@fesshole take the savings where you can; zero times 58p is still a lot cheaper then zero times whatever a box of Durex costs
@fesshole You heard him, ladies, tell this chump to gtfo and save his poor pocketbook.
@fesshole Is this dude muling coke?