Dreamed we hosted an orgy and my father in law turned up unannounced and he was Sean Connery and very unimpressed
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@TheBreadmonkey Important question for dream analysis: was your father in law dressed like Zardoz?
Zardoz - The gun is good, the penis is evil
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@TheBreadmonkey "I'm here for the shexsh."
Ben's therapist: "Uh. I got nuthin. What do you think the dream means?"
@TheBreadmonkey ugh I hate when I have this dream.
My grandfather once bench pressed Sean Connery. It was while they were shooting the infamous sharks in the swimming pool scene of Thunderball just outside Nassau.
Safe to say crazy things happen at orgies, especially when Sir Sean shows up :)
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*Although, nothing as crazy as the shenanigans on set,
"I'd rented a villa in the Bahamas with a salt-water pool which we filled with sharks and used for underwater filming. The smell was horrendous. This was where Sean Connery came close to being bitten. We had a plexiglass corridor to protect him but I didn't have quite enough plexiglass and one of the sharks got through. He never got out of a pool faster in his life - he was walking on water. But I was more concerned with the woman who owned the villa. She was inclined to drink too much, so I had to have guards at night in case she toppled into the pool." ~ Ken Adam, Thunderball production designer [not my grandfather]
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2005/sep/17/culture.features
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I'm waiting to be impressed.
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