@geekysteven I've got a special price for him.

@geekysteven The guy is a meme from the early 2000's. He wants all the cheezburgerz!

@geekysteven I'll give him an abacus in the face

@geekysteven I'm ahead of the game here. My keyboards are mostly big enough and heavy enough that I can use them to fight off the collectors. And robust enough to still be able to use them afterwards, once I've washed the debris off.

@geekysteven By the way I guess I can find some very old and broken IT stuff from 1999ish in the basement. I'd sell that to Altman for only half a million. That is extra cheap because he is such a nice guy! If he (additionally to the 0.5 million) does my gardening, grocery shopping, paints some walls in my house, and builds me a veranda, I will even dust the stuff and hand it to him in a gift box, with an extra chocolate bar. Sam, do we have a deal?

@geekysteven Who would refuse if a poor super rich tech guy needs all that stuff from normal people.

@geekysteven Sam Altman, will never get my hardware.

@geekysteven force Sam altman to lick both of it. Twice.

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I've got a steel file.

@geekysteven he can pry my Model M out of my cold dead hands.

@geekysteven Sam Altman: "We are now introducing the new camera mouse and keyboard! Make expressions to use your devices!"

Then it just gets used for AI processing. 😂

@geekysteven And are you gonna drink the rest of that red bull?

@geekysteven does he need my jacket and my motorcycle?

@geekysteven Dishes and laundry first. There might me some ironing in it for good measure.

He may get all the RAM I hoard since about 2000 as a bonus. Up to. Asterisk.

@geekysteven He's welcome to stop by and get it.