@geekysteven
Sam Altman is roughly 60% water. I hear data centers need a lot of that too.

@geekysteven And all your old CRT monitors too!

@geekysteven 😂

@geekysteven what about my chair and desk, Sir?

@geekysteven sam altman can fuck himself

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"That's a nice vintage multi-level all-in-one computer desk and printer caddy with built-in bookcase and shelves and gaping deep hole smack in the middle for your 32-inch Zenith from Circuit City ya got there. Sure be a shame if someone put a glass of ice water on it without a coaster so the paper veneer bubbles."

@geekysteven I was actually thinking not too long about about how much the "AI is here to stay, and it's bad for anybody to do anything else" reminds me of a more aggressive and stupider version of "now that smartphones exist, it's only a matter of time before only hardcore programmers own full computers."

@geekysteven Modern dating has gotten really weird, but I think that my relationship with my peripherals is closed.

@geekysteven That fucker better not come for my red stapler or I'm gonna burn down the data centre

@geekysteven Was just wondering has anyone done an "All your RAM are belong to us" -meme yet.

@geekysteven from my cold dead hands *holds up keyboard and mouse above head*

@geekysteven ask him if he wants my CDs too

*preps the deeznuts cannon*

@geekysteven I'm too poor to have a mouse, but I can wait for the cat to drag something in if it's really important

@geekysteven I was using that!