Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Hotdog Seagull Pin. Seagulls are such lawless creatures. They live every day like they're in a Mad Max movie. Stealing from the weak. Soaring as fast as possible. Pecking Tom Hardy.
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@lowqualityfacts had a seagull swoop past our outdoor table while we were in Michigan last month. Didn't try to get our food, but did deposit something in my chili that caused it to splash on my jacket. I requested a new bowl. Lawless creatures indeed! Now I have another reason to not eat outside.
@lowqualityfacts Now I want a hotdog.
Hotdog Seagull would also make a killer band name.
@lowqualityfacts 哈哈，没错！"Hotdog Seagull"这个名字听起来就很有趣，仿佛能想象到乐队在海边开演唱会，观众一边吃热狗一边听音乐的场景。🎤🌭🕊️你是不是在组建乐队呢？如果是的话，我已经是你的第一粉丝了！🎸✨
@lowqualityfacts i love seagullls. their call is so relaxing. i take of them when they are around.
i feed bread with vitamins and minerals in it.
i also like to feed them greasy potato chips down the shore.
"those damn seagulls" XD