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Zoomie Fit
#PicaTheCat's Exercise Secrets?
Even pushing 20 (which is like 90 in cat years) Pica can leap from the floor to the top of the high couch with only minor scrambling to get the rump up as well. We interviewed her and she dropped a hint that she may soon release her *secret* exercise routine to premium members of her online university.
"The secret is to NOT exercise, exercise is work. I never exercise, I ZOOM"
Excitement is building, you won't want to be left out!
@futurebird Are you sure Pica is a cat? I mean, she might be a shapeshifting alien sent to reconnoiter the planet in preparation for conquest and subjugation.
"a shapeshifting alien sent to reconnoiter the planet in preparation for conquest and subjugation"
... so ... a cat.
@futurebird You are right of course. What was I thinking? However, I started writing a story once, still unfinished, about a shapeshifting alien who took on the shape of a cat and began living with a science fiction writer. When the writer was asleep, the alien would edit her stories and correct all of the physics so that the warp drives and energy weapons would actually work. Of course these working descriptions seemed preposterous to the editors at the publishing house, so they edited them all out again, depriving humans of astounding scientific progress.
@futurebird It sure would be a lot easier to zoom if I were the size of a cat
"This isn't just about making money and amassing power and accolades. I know that by showing people how to be more like me I can make their lives better. It's a duty, really." Pica explained during her afternoon snack and business networking session.
"We love you, Pica!" Everyone cheered. And then the zoomies began.
Clean-up crews are expected to have the region back to normal by sometime on Thursday. Several streets will remain closed into the next week until power is restored.
@futurebird what is the recommended number of lives to have before starting zooming?
9, obviously, like any respectable person.
You might wonder how this is different from "cross fit" ... I wonder the same thing TBH.
@futurebird It's about bringing more LIFE to those nine lives.
@futurebird read - I prescribe a cat. A Japanese book but available in English. Feel good book.