Hello - the word I hate to hear most. Hello means the wife has answered the phone to her sister, which means there will now be 30-40 minutes of moaning about horses, people who ride horses, people who own horses and how she hates all of them. Fucking hate horses
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@fesshole also - plottwist - the wife is a horse and so is the sister!!!! And also the fesser himself!
@fesshole you probably would not enjoy the show "Mr.Ed".
@fesshole Wondering if you like football and whether she does.
@fesshole sounds like the right time to pay a visit to your neigh-bour.
Or go touch grass.
Whatever be-hooves you.
But hay, what do I know?
@fesshole once again reminding the British public that they have the right to a no-fault divorce as of 2022
@fesshole Are you alright, mate? 😟
@fesshole have you considered putting on headphones and listening to music or something instead of listening to conversations you aren't a part of?
@fesshole So, you and your wife both hate horses, right? What's the problem?