Happy #caturday to all the fedi from your devoted internet crime syndicate leader, empress of cuteness and the head of the regime I live under in this small apartment… #PicaTheCat #sillySpookyHatting
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@futurebird she is the best; holy cow; look at how many likes and retweets; futurebird.
That's why I have to keep posting all of the warnings about her.
@futurebird Is Pica going to be investigated after the midterms?
@futurebird she is so pretty
Probably too late to get in on the #sillySpookyHatting
@futurebird It's never too late for a hat.
“Crime Syndicate “? Hmmm
A non traditional Halloween Tune from this guy but it’s appropriate 😉 but I did dress up as a gangster with a violin case too.
It was the only way I could figure out how to get beer into the party and not get noticed. Seriously .
Have a Great Weekened and Month EVERYONE 🕊️
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Official Video)
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soft and fuzzy criminal.
@futurebird All hail Pica, long may she reign! 👑
@futurebird dat primordial pouch
You have been censored by Pica for speaking unforgivable words. Although maybe if you have some treats she will rethink it.
Do not enter into a high-stakes email chess game with #PicaTheCat and if you do DO NOT trust the bitcoin escrow service she recommends.
She has no idea how to play chess!
If your phone detects a QR code in her fur? Do not click the link it suggests. Under no circumstances.
Oh, there's clearly a SF story in that idea !
@futurebird
Wait, I wasn't supposed to click that QR code?
Oh no.
Oh my God no.
Oh sweet angels in heaven help us all before w
This is some SCP shit right here.
@futurebird the marble[s] eyes marble shine eyes and everything she looks so fresh for being a not-born-today'er, and not to dox or spy on you but I like all the exterior interior details too.