“hmm I advertised my company as anti-oil and got a bunch of Just Stop Oil protestors to sign up and recommend my services to their friends, and now they’re angry and protesting because I opened up just a small chain of gas stations. what’s their problem?”
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“we’re completely against sweatshop labor!
of course our clothing is still manufactured in sweatshops, we never said anything about our own use of sweatshops. we’re just completely anti-sweatshop otherwise though!”
@zzt we're MORALLY against sweatshops. but FINANCIALLY, aren't they really just a tool?
@trenchworms @zzt Look, chocolate produced with child slavery is just as delicious as your lovingly produced fair trade chocolate, so why are you so upset? It's how good the chocolate is that matters.
“we only tested these cruelty-free cosmetics on one animal and it didn’t die this time. aren’t you exaggerating when you say we’re not cruelty-free?”