Turns out I fancy people from the 1970s. If I ever get this time machine working I'm going back 50 years and going to create a whole new generation. Properly mess with the timeline. We'll all be Bens.
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@TheBreadmonkey I'm from the 1970's and single! Sorry but I don't think you're my type.
https://mastodon.nz/@Niall/117534506881001009
@TheBreadmonkey I'm looking forward to begin the Ben phase of my life
@TheBreadmonkey Bensmania!!! Lord, save us!!!
Was going to mock up a poster of There Will Be Blood with There Will Be Bens, but they're all pretty bleak and the imagery of a gushing geyser of blood/oil is a bit too much like a horrifying metaphor for jizz, and I wanted to save you all from that you're welcome.
@TheBreadmonkey thank you for thinking of us and protecting us in that way 
@TheBreadmonkey go back and become your own benfather (I'm not convinced my little brother isn't also our maternal great grandfather - the resemblance is too weird)
@TheBreadmonkey Temporal Bendiscretions.