I once lectured to @mhoye's university classes on major enterprise incident management, and this is a perfect example of what I called a "severity zero" incident response:
This incident has been rated as off-the-charts so severe that all rules are out the window, and there are no competent incident responders in the room at this point.
@oration @mhoye I will no doubt find the eventual book and dramatized movie about this quite engaging. But right now just as a “gee I knew I was avoiding all this crypto shit for SOME reason” tech curmudgeon, well .. whaaat the FUCK is this world doing??!?!!