pre-coffe hell did I wake up to, all the stocks collapsing because the fanfic website got hacked with bitcoin what
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Oh wait that's not The Thing anymore? I just got The Thing and it's no longer The Thing?
What's this New Thing then?
Slow down y'all I'm too old for this
Running to the bank to pull out all my cash while stumbling because I'm tryna pull on the stripey thighhighs, I shout to someone running beside me WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON and they shout back something about a goose not being valued
Pulling off the socks and stuffing them full of potatoes to try and grow some sustenance for the winter
🐇 Dan why don't you TELL US what exactly tf is going on
🦝 *running towards the closest computer and destroying it* tf do I look like, a journalist
@ifixcoinops@retro.social personally, I think it would be great if someone wanted roll up the daily conflagration as a jaunty rhyming song , but that's just me
@Crazypedia boosting in case it could happen 🎶
@Crazypedia @ifixcoinops lmao yes can someone please make us an informative daily song, it would really help
@dyani @Crazypedia @ifixcoinops I am good at making/compelled to make up jaunty rhyming songs incessantly, because I have children. Nothing encourages them to brush their teeth or get dressed for school more than the knowledge that if they do so, Dad will stop singing at them.
So the idea of a daily musical news summary speaks to me. I might be good(?) and/or terrible(this one) at it. But, it would also require me to have more knowledge of daily events than I do now, and that is bleak.
Fedi loves to do this thing where everyone reacts to a thing with wails or lols or wow did you see what just happened but nobody actually mentions WHAT EXACTLY we're gawking at
It's like when you see a big crowd gathering about something but you can't see what it is so you kinda amble over with everybody else and then you're part of the big crowd and somebody passes you a pair of stripey socks and a twenty-year-old linux laptop and asks where your fursuit is