Was wanking to old clips of Baywatch when mother-in-law walked in. Had forgotten she was staying with us. Hastily alt-tabbed and landed on a YouTube video of Peppa Pig, with my wankstick still out.
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@fesshole is that why one name for it is a pork sword?