>after midterms, US army bombs the shit out of iran
>US army sends boots on ground in a high5-low6 figure number
>US army nukes their own army in iran
this would be the funniest trump/hegseth act of all time.
considering that the main objector in the use of nuclear weapons just got fired for "knowingly pre-warning our allies ahead of our incoming preemptive strikes in the future, proven to us by use of a polygraph"
i can see this event chain in the cards, i really can see it
FUCKING FIRING A DIRECTOR GENERAL FOR FAILING A POLYGRAPH TEST
why is the leader of the US army (hegseth) a extremist evangelist who believe he is ushering in holy war to revive jesus through the accelerated apocalypse
god this shits so fucking retarded
inb4 im wrong and he sends boots on ground and THEN bombs the country to shit. local retard does broken arrow by accident. another "grok told me to bomb the children's hospital as the first strike target" moment
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@lebronjames75 nuke talk is just because it sounds cool. it's like a videogame, if there's a nuke anywhere of course you think it NEEDS to be used. 'bibi needs to use NUKES to stay out of prison!!' ok mr mearsheimer. 'iran will LITERALLY MURDER EVERYONE with their SECRET WEAPONS that the irgc birdtooted about' no they won't. "they need to do that before / after / at the exact time of the midtersm" no they don't.
@lain fucking šekov's gun edging me constantly. DONT THEY KNOW THE PLOTPOINTS CANT PROGRESS TO THE CONCLUSION WITHOUT FIRING THE GUN????
its wrong to make promises you cant keep
me myself, im still waiting for nuclear holocaust promise #1 through 538 to be inflicted on estonia t. medvedev and peskov since ~2014
its wrong to make promises you cant keep
me myself, im still waiting for nuclear holocaust promise #1 through 538 to be inflicted on estonia t. medvedev and peskov since ~2014
@lebronjames75 putin will do it he's a madman and then kimjongun will do it he's a madman and then trump will do it he's a madman and then bibi will do it and then the ayatollah and then
@lain using my stomach as a predictor of fate (like the ancient chuds of estonia did[translator's note: the ancient name for estonians is chuds]) i predict unendless, relenting terror. today i woke up really sick in my stomach and i still feel quite queasy (i ate multiple items with onions in the ship's buffet yesterday)
god i love onion but i hate how much i cant survive them and how easy it is to hide in good flavoured foods
god i love onion but i hate how much i cant survive them and how easy it is to hide in good flavoured foods
@lain @lebronjames75 awww fuck world war 3
@Ree @lebronjames75 point is you're uncooked
