How long do you think you could be trapped in a standard shower before you went mad. Like you couldn't do a week. I reckon things would start going awry by day 2. By day 4 you'd be really losing it.
@TheBreadmonkey
It would depend on you many hours left on my phone’s battery 🤷
Gawd, the wrinkles!
Would we be allowed out for comfort breaks, like those soft Guinness world records, or would we be locked in, hardcore style (well, not that kind of hardcore, but obviously nudity, just ordinary tough guy/gal hardcore, Jason Statham or Uma Thurman style)?
You cannot have Jason Statham or Uma Thurman in the shower with you.
Just Earnest Borgnine and Eleanore Rosevelt ?
@TheBreadmonkey
Depends. Is it a bridal shower? I could last quite a while in one of those.
Baby shower? Dead in twenty minutes
Seinfeld - Kramer's Shower
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I am really laughing at SpongeBath ShitPants oh my god
@TheBreadmonkey Is the shower on?
You may control the shower. Although hot water is not guaranteed.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Is the bathroom a nice temp?
Do you know @Wallflower ?
She’s talking showers right now or was 15 mins ago…your toot threads just lined up in my feed
@TheBreadmonkey Am I nude (not now, in this hypothetical shower scenario; that’s my secret Cap, I’m always nude etc).
100% apart from any hair. I feel like hair isn't really part of your body. It's just sort of renting it.
@TheBreadmonkey Does the shower have a library? Snacks?
I'll be honest anything over an hour and you'd be questioning everything. Is this my life now? I live in the shower. I'm the shower creature. This is my whole identity. I will never leave this place. I know only shower.
@TheBreadmonkey is the water on the entire time?
Upto you but no it's controllable. But imagine being cold and wet and afraid.
@TheBreadmonkey not warm and wet and bored.
Not sure how either is worse than my current state.
Hot damn
Hot water
Hot shower
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@TheBreadmonkey By "standard" do you mean a tub-type shower or like, 3 feet square, because that matters.
A few hours if it's a standing-room only type shower. With a tub, I might be able to make a week.
@TheBreadmonkey Maybe four hours. My back would be killing me by then and doesn't look like many opportunities for a stretch.
@TheBreadmonkey Is the shower on? This is an important factor to take into consideration.