Once again I have been ROBBED
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@jalefkowit him? Really?? Nah. Maybe Aidan Turner or Theo James…
@jalefkowit This is a real guy? I feel like I've never heard of anyone at this point. Is this what "getting older" is like
@theodoraward Noah Wyle's been around for a long time! His first blush of stardom came when I was in college
@jalefkowit OK well at least it's comforting to realize it's just a personal problem
@theodoraward He kind of fell off the radar for a long time. Part of the reason people were so excited about "The Pitt" was that it was him getting a second chance after many years of having to do schlock
@APBBlue Tell Mr. Blue I was sure I'd at least see him in the semifinals
Remembering the person on here years ago who wanted to call me a "low quality sexist" but instead called me a "low quality sexiest," and that seemed funny enough to merit including in my profile text
No I'm not feeling old right now, why would you say that, shut up
@jalefkowit this image lacks punch without the chaser
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It's apparently not official until November 9, so you've still got a shot.