@futzle the cable isn’t long enough

@futzle wall plug should be higher to keep cabling off the floor

@futzle you gotta form the loop into a Lissajous pattern (like the ABC logo) to cancel out packet echoes.

@futzle Good illustration of tech sector financing right now

@futzle D14 is so lonely

@futzle pretty that's a cross over so the cable should be yellow

@futzle needs a splitter so D14 can join in too.

@futzle you’ll get feedback and the internet will just get louder and louder

@futzle You should have equal numbers of clockwise and counter-clockwise loops so the electrons don't get dizzy.

@futzle yes, you prime the tube then disconnect it to siphon out the packets by gravity

@futzle Classic rookie error: The loops only cover two of the three dimensions.

@futzle The internet is just going to pool in that relatively sharp bend in the cable. It could even start leaking!

@futzle Nothing wrong, that's a loopback device.

@futzle Trip hazards should be marked in yellow and black.

@futzle if you dont plug them in sequentially, all your internet will leak into the wall space