Ocean's Eleven, but it's a bunch of gays teaming up to steal jockstraps from an NFL locker room. You got your furry network security guy taking out the cameras, the smooth-talking chaos bisexual who seduces the guards, the extremely autistic lockpicking nerd, the Car Gay getaway driver, the muscle queen personal trainer who works as the man on the inside...
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There's a whole costume-making interlude where they have to convince the tailor to stop putting ass zippers in their fake uniforms
@aphyr
Good news is they can have Eddie Izzard cameo in this one too!
In, uh, a lot of the potential different roles, but you KNOW it wouldn't be a hard sell.
The entire crew is one massive polycule and the second act moment of despair comes when one of them decides to break up and triggers the relational equivalent of an OSPF broadcast storm
@aphyr - I'd watch this movie...
@aphyr Jim Queen looks good but this is better