Neighbour said my garden wasn't mowed. I said 'Yeah but I get lots of butterflies and you don't'. He's now posting photos of lone butterflies in his garden. Evidently butterfly envy is a thing.
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@fesshole celebrate "no-mow May" every month of the year!
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I would have enjoyed this confession, but the additional apostrophe after don't ruined it for me. Cannot unsee that.
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Fesshole more like Flexhole