a review I can't leave and can't name (NDA reasons):
today I spent 3 hours at the dentist having a crown put on a molar, and the anesthetic wore off four times mid-procedure. Despite this, your API is the most annoying thing I've had to deal with in the last 24 hours.

(my grandmother had red hair. I unfortunately didn't inherit enough of her red hair genes to have red hair myself, but I did inherit enough to be resistant to painkillers!)