Post by @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Paws of Luck Socks. I have had amazing luck ever since I bought these socks. I've now worn them for 182 straight days, and I have not fallen into a single pit of quicksand.
https://collabs.shop/dn6lfw

A pair of black crew socks featuring a graphic of a Japanese Maneki-neko (lucky cat) holding a gold coin, with red and orange burst lines behind it.

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Paws Of Luck Socks

These lucky cat socks are a pawfect addition to any cat lover's wardrobe! With the classic Japanese/Chinese Maneki-neko cat, these high-quality socks bring good fortune and charm to your day. Get your paws on them and spread luck and happiness wherever you go! Premium artist sock Padded footbed, Arch support, Seamless toe Moisture-wicking, Anti-microbrial fibers Materials: 80% Cotton, 14% Nylon, 5% Spandex, 1% Elastane One size fits most adults

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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social yesterday

I genuinely believe if the dinosaurs had worn these lucky socks they would not have gone extinct.

Juggling With Eggs

@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social yesterday

@lowqualityfacts

But would they keep you safe from that other 1980’s childhood obstacle - the Bermuda Triangle?