Post by @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

You may be rich and powerful but until you've hurled yourself around your kitchen with abandon to songs about love whilst making taquitos don't even try to tell me you have any authority

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Nick

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social 1 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Some Irish hurling players, hurlers, with their sticks and helmets and a ref who looks like he might get his skull imploded if he’s not careful.

Benlluminati

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 40 min. ago

@Nickiquote

Fun fact! My ex / eldest daughters mothers father, played County hurling for Waterford. Many years later we are all great friends, but her father still terrifies me. I think he might be the only person in existence I'm actually scared of. I can hold a conversation with virtually anyone, but put me in a room with him and I will say "Hello I am Bing bong bing, I like meet pew, sorry I'm a bleugh can I get you a dronk...... Sorry."

Benlluminati

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 36 min. ago

@Nickiquote

I'm convinced he thinks I'm a fucking idiot and he is not wrong. Whenever he's around I just malfunction. He remarried many years later and I met his new wife who wanted to do double kisses (which I HATE), but I tried to do it and accidently did four kisses. Can you imagine the quadruple? Can you imagine her face? I have never recovered from that. Please do not present me with a riddle when I'm interacting with you. I will fail.

scmbradley

@Scmbradley@mathstodon.xyz 24 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote I was at my brothers wedding recently. We had a mix of Irish, Italian, Spanish, French and Belgian guests. Every time you meet some distant cousin or family friend you had to play HOW MANY KISSES ARE WE DOING and it was stressful as fuck.