Hi! I'm running for office in B̵e̸l̷o̷w̷ ̴t̷h̸e̸ ̶H̸i̷l̶l̵s̷. Do you have $5 you can spare? Do you have two potatoes you can leave in a little saucer with some blood? My opponent believes that t̴h̸e̷ ̵s̷t̶a̸r̶s̷ ̸a̸r̸e̶ ̸a̴s̶h̷e̸s̶ ̷a̷n̸d̵ ̶w̵e̶ ̸d̸w̴e̶l̸l̶ ̶i̶n̴ ̷m̴i̶d̵n̶i̸g̷h̷t̸ but with your help w̷e̶ ̸c̵a̴n̸ ̶b̷u̴r̸n̵ ̵f̷o̸r̵e̸v̸e̷r̶
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you're never going to catch us turning away small donors
@signalstation Does it have to be my blood?
Absolutely not. Blood is a universal currency.
@signalstation
you'd think that, but quality has recently gone down BIG TIME; microplastics, antibiotics, steroids… It's tough. Not like when the donors were still living in huts by the river when I could just swing by on my way to my castle and collect door-to-door (or rather window-to-window, iykyk)
@SpiritualTechie
@signalstation Things are a bit tight at the moment for small donors such as myself. May I offer you a single Cheeto dipped in blood in these trying times?