jj: your plan is flawed! by making all these computos sick, no one will trust you again! phpaimon: oh, jj, how little you understand- my 'failure' is the antecedent of a future far worse than you can imagine. banish me boy, it matters not. he's coming. jj: who's he? phpaimon: hahahahha, the AIJJ. jj: shut up