Look at these fucked quarters i got
@blue Left George is from the timeline where 9/11 didn't happen
Were these minted by The Royal Mint and deliberately fucked up as some kind of slight to a former British noble turned, ahem, freedom fighter? 😳
@hannah no way those are all the same guy
@hannah I thought someone had given me a phoney or a foreign coin. (I once got a 1 Piso coin from the Philippines from someone at Aldi. It's the exact same size as a quarter.)
@captpackrat @hannah sometimes i use arcade tokens in the shopping carts at aldi
@hannah Wait, what happened? That's not what quarters look like now, is it?
@ajroach42 @hannah how it even possible to mint coins this cooked?
@airshipper @hannah It has been years since I last struck a coin, but when we did it by hand with hammers they all looked about this good/bad.
Which is to say, they've managed to meet the level of amateur 22 year old.
@ajroach42 this country is cooked
@hannah I guess it's gotta collapse if we're ever gonna rebuild.
@hannah why is the design on these coins so fucking bad
the word PLURIBUS is sitting on top of his head
what is going on
@hannah wait, no, his head is covering up part of the letters! what the hell
@jalefkowit @aud @hannah This picture of Washington looks like one of those pictures of hostages as proof that they are still alive.
They should have him hold up a newspaper with the date visible.
@hannah fuckin Temu Founding Father
@hannah why is one facing the opposite direction