Oh hey, cool, I got Gmail from Mr. Sundar Pichai advising me that Your Email Address Was Among The Randomly Selected Google Email Award Prize Payment Of $2.900,000,000 Million United States Ddollars.

It must be real, it comes from a Totally Real Person at a Gmail Address!!!!

<*wanders off ranting at clouds that the entire internet and possibly all the way back to the telegraph was a huge mistake*>