INSANE #NEVERSLOP MERCH DROP!
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/184910608
commissioned by @exa@mastodon.online
pls buy something, i asked her out and i need money for the date now.
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@p@hj.9fs.net @exa@mastodon.online will the money from this merch go to children in uganda?
no, it will go to my dating fund, and if she turns out to be a cunt, it will go to some onlyfans girl.
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@p@hj.9fs.net @exa@mastodon.online spend it all on me instead of onlyfans, i can draw muscular glenda
deal, if the date doesn't go well, i'll spend it on you
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believe me, the one thing i want almost as much as 4 million dollars is to sell a shower curtain.
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it's possible, I sell four thousand grendels a day, so i can't check every purchase.
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i saw that on christopher nolyn's tenet!
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that's right!
@p ok tbh it hits