I probably just need an estrogen patch.
@autolycos What's wrong with Seely or Serta?
@APBBlue nothing at all
@autolycos Did you know that CRAZY PEOPLE buy mattresses ONLINE? Kids these days.
@APBBlue @autolycos Most of the online mattress companies eventually made deals to get their products into one or more retail chains. It turned out reports of the death of the mattress store were greatly exaggerated
@jalefkowit @autolycos I literally cannot fathom buying a mattress without testing it out. INSANE.
@APBBlue @autolycos There's a classic Slate article from the year 2000 going into all the problems with buying a mattress from a traditional mattress store. I understood why people were looking for an alternative. But the online mattress people all did the standard venture-backed startup thing of trying to seize 100% of the market, which was absurd
@jalefkowit IT'S THE LACK OF THE SQUELCHY TEST #BrianBlessed @APBBlue
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