maybe i should stop being a pussy and drive in snowy conditions and cause a 10 car pileup like a real american this winter
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24 min. ago
@zonk you need to assimilate
@sun im so conflicted because im russian (good driver) but also gay (bad driver). the two cancel out and i am a perfectly adequate driver. if i also become american, it’ll tip the balance too much to the bad driver side (all americans are bad drivers)