I signed out of my infosec job earlier this morning to try and sleep off a migraine, thinking "surely nothing absolutely hilarious will happy today, I won't miss anything"
only to wake up to all my socials posting a single numeric digit
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don't tell anyone, but we've updated the number to 5.
this is FAR more prime than the previous number
@foone
What part of "five is right out" didn't you understand?
5 is the cube of A*
@foone we joke, sure, but security is hard. I can personally not think of a number greater than six
@foone from the list of numbers it almost feels like they specifically avoided using prime numbers.
Maybe because nobody else used those for crypto. I wonder why. /s
@foone you could use the opportunity to take all your php services offline now and avoid a metaphorical headache later today
root@foone-webserver:/home/foone# apache2ctl stop
root@foone-webserver:/home/foone#
@foone The most inconvenient form of psychic premonition.
@foone yah….i was away most of the day and found myself in 2 squared land.
Just got fuller back story
@foone we are making great progress - normally, people are posting *two* numeric digits on all socials!
@foone Other than that it’s not the most interesting day.
I’d give it a 4/10.
@foone apparently i missed *who* made this mistake
@foone We really have packed the most humor into the smallest possible number of bytes.
@foone
Yes, previously the answer to "give me a number" was 42.
Now it is shortened to just 4.
Way more efficient.