"m th ghst f bd spllng"
The mysterious ghost spoke to me by making bloody letters appear on the wall. It took me a moment to work out what it was saying...
"The ghost of bad spelling? My God, what happened to you?"
"ws dsnvwld!"
The letters said... and true, she had been disenvoweled!

@futurebird
That deserves a well-earned <GROAN> for word-play!
. 8- )
And a <BOOOOOO> for seasonal word-play!
. 8- D