@mcc That's a catastrophe!

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It's ok, the cat wanted to try being phone free for a year.

@mcc r u d e

@mcc Turns out you cannot bell the cat.

@mcc cats already hacked your neighbor's WiFi with their smart collar camera the owner (read: supplier of food and cuddles) bought last Monday.

@mcc my cat uses the internet like everyone else, you know

@mcc my cats have repeatedly shown they can do things on my phone, why CAN'T they have a 5g+ plan, huh Bell???

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I'm not sure the cat would want to be in the surveillance economy.

@mcc We found cats to always use our networks beyond its intended capacity and primarily for planning tomorrows world domination.

Hence we only allow their servants on our platforms as they primarily submit the fluffy material we all crave to forget overthrowing thoughts.

@mcc the cat uses ipv6

@mcc i was certain this was a pcmcia 5g modem, and i was going to freak out

@mcc at first i was certain this was a pcmcia 5g modern and i was going to freak out

@mcc what actually is the point of internet without cats??

@mcc connected GPS collar counts as a plan. Likely not 5G though, too expensive.

@mcc It’d be so goddamn easy to make it so it read “Even you” by having the cat wear a collar with a bell.