Anthropic CEO Warns There's an LLM Under Your Bed While Holding Flashlight Beneath His Chin
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/oct/13/anthropic-ai-replicators-warning
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@jalefkowit But god forbid they pause on any of this stuff to prevent it from happening.
And why do we need to build data centers if an LLM can replicate itself on my light switch?
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Sure, these xx(x) gb models clone themself into the xx mb memory of the smarthome device...
@jalefkowit Dario hittin' the bong and watching "Maximum Overdrive"
@jalefkowit we need to monitor our appliance VRAM.
I wonder how many To my egg timer is using right now. It looks suspiscious. Might hide a Claude nest.
To quote one of the greatest philosophers of our time: »I am the great Cornholio! Are you threatening me?!«
Clownshow.
Bunch of ... - all of those TechBros.
@jalefkowit fuck that guy.
@jalefkowit So they're announcing they're planning to have their hacking software 'breach containment' and go after smart devices in advance to try and generate yet more hype and avoid the inevitable class actions as they warned people. 'Wasn't us, it was our AI that showed it's nearly alive again! Spooky how smart it is, now give us money autocratic governments who want tech that can make bot nets on the cheap!'
@jalefkowit the greatest heist of all time
@jalefkowit Articles like this really should explain the whole weird Tescreal-religious beliefs this people have. They might as well report "street preacher believes the apocalypse will come within months" seriously.
Staying in the hype it is called…
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Internet-connected devices were already a bad idea for various reasons, and unnecessary attack surfaces is one of them, but self-replicating bullshit machines is not. Bullshit machines reproduce only with the help of their host organism, the Credulous Business Wanker.
"Anthropic CEO promises apocalyptic scenarios to keep the investor money coming.
Nihilistic petrostate despots & oil oligarchs fund AI to keep captive consumer markets & replace democracy with fascist oligarchy.
And it's not working."
AI Is dead money.
https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/26/09/61939050/ai-is-dead-money-right-now-jurrien-timmer-says-could-a-productivity-miracle-still-be-coming
https://www.wheresyoured.at/dead-money/
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@jalefkowit Dude is the new William Castle.
@jalefkowit Perhaps he’s saying there are Data centers popping up everywhere–They’re “replicating”. And if he’s saying fridges can host LLMs then supermarkets are the new data centers? Do we need to start talking about regulating fridges now?
“Noooooo! If I turn off my fridge my lettuce will die, if I don’t, we all will! Aaaaah! Quick, put the canapés in the Coleman–fuuuuuck it’s a smart Coleman!”.
LOL. OMG. WTF.
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Kid A: My dog can skateboard
Kid B: no it can't
Kid A: it can!
…. Spends weeks training dog to skateboard
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Dog kinda skateboards.
Kid A: See!
@jalefkowit so what he's saying is basically "we're working on adding a iot-hacking tool to this api that we give to our chatbot even though it's probably pretty. Stupid. To. Do. Ha hA i'M dOinG GoOglY EyeS hA ha waTcH mE GooOOo!"