They're called the "red team" because they are all communists
@mcc They're called the "blue team" because they hate to see the evening sun go down
They hate to see the evening sun go down
It makes them think they're on their last go round
@mcc I knew it!
It's called the "red team" because it has three members: a red panda furry, a red fox furry, and a person named "Red" who refuses to supply either a surname or preferred pronouns
@mcc I was trying to come up with a joke about being deep in the red on technical debt, but I think that's actually the blue team.
@mcc It's called the "red team" because of their intense passion for literature
@mcc It's called the blue team because they've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and they're wearing sunglasses
@mcc Red also has a kickass Pokémon team that will introduce the meaning of suffering to the Blue Team if Red gets caught in the act of redteaming
@mcc Or they've just not used enough sunscreen.
@mcc Red Green Show reboot but it's a communist and an environmentalist