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Laura :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social 3 wk. ago

Meme showing a police officer standing next to a patrol car with an outstretched palm in a "stop" motion, under the text "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest meme you saved on your phone."

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@yaakov@cloudisland.nz last wk.

@cmconseils @catsalad

A self-checkout screen displaying the following message:

Thanks for being patient.
A team member is coming to cancel you — A self-checkout screen displaying the following message: Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you

ScriptFanix 💑:this_is_fine:

@ScriptFanix@maly.io last wk.

functional diagram
in the center is "engineer"
inputs are "problem" and "coffee"
primary output is "solution"
secondary output is "sarcasm" — functional diagram in the center is "engineer" inputs are "problem" and "coffee" primary output is "solution" secondary output is "sarcasm"

@breizh@pleroma.breizh.pm last wk.

@cmconseils Not really a meme, but…

A garbage truck with the sentence "Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Double Your Garbage Back" on the side.

@Eldeberen@social.middleearth.fr 2 wk. ago

@cmconseils Pas très original, mais bon

Dupont et Dupond en djellaba, dans ce qui ressemble à un village du Maghreb. Ils ont un air suspicieux.
— Bismillah c'est les ténèbres.
— Je dirais même plus : on va bien manigancer avec ma djellaba. — Dupont et Dupond en djellaba, dans ce qui ressemble à un village du Maghreb. Ils ont un air suspicieux. — Bismillah c'est les ténèbres. — Je dirais même plus : on va bien manigancer avec ma djellaba.

@django@social.coop 2 wk. ago

Two characters chained to a wall, one has regular chains, the other has gold chains.

“Bro, if you just hustle more, you can be bound by these gold chains instead.” — Two characters chained to a wall, one has regular chains, the other has gold chains. “Bro, if you just hustle more, you can be bound by these gold chains instead.”

:no_ai: Monty :unverified:

@Monty@framapiaf.org 2 wk. ago

Sorry for no alt text : Sooooo tired 🙏

@bsod@framapiaf.org 2 wk. ago

An edited artwork featuring two animated otters in period clothing.
- I’m still tired from all the crossfit this morning
- It’s pronounced croissant and you ate 4 of them — An edited artwork featuring two animated otters in period clothing. - I’m still tired from all the crossfit this morning - It’s pronounced croissant and you ate 4 of them

CalypsoDerg ΘΔ& :verified_dragon:

@TeensyTinyKobold@derg.social 2 wk. ago

@cmconseils@mastodon.social

4 tiled picture with two moths on the left and a pair of striped thigh highs on the right,..,with arrows pointing towards the moth's feet showing where it looks like theyre wearing the thigh highs

Juan D. Jara :yeah_waffy:

@javascript@app.wafrn.net 2 wk. ago

@cmconseils@mastodon.social @TeensyTinyKobold@derg.social

I have hired this bird to stare at you

@rusty@piaille.fr 2 wk. ago

Meme with the tired face of Sarah Connor from Terminator and the caption "Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything"

McWabbit 🇺🇦🍋🌻🍉

@McWabbit@tenforward.social 2 wk. ago

In the image, the vampire characters Aro, Caius and Marcus, wearing gothic-style aristocratic garb, stand atop a marble balcony. At the center, Aro looks down toward the camera looking smug.

Caption reads:
When the LEGO box says 12-14 years, but you finish it in ten minutes. — In the image, the vampire characters Aro, Caius and Marcus, wearing gothic-style aristocratic garb, stand atop a marble balcony. At the center, Aro looks down toward the camera looking smug. Caption reads: When the LEGO box says 12-14 years, but you finish it in ten minutes.

Mastodon Migration

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online 2 wk. ago

T-shirt with text: Malware is not a rogue agent

Mx. Luna Corbden 🪿🐸

@corbden@defcon.social 2 wk. ago

An otter is speaking into a mic:

"Steve, what has helped you not to go
insane this year?"
"Nothing. I am insane."

Otter News — An otter is speaking into a mic: "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" "Nothing. I am insane." Otter News

@PatrikSchoenfeldt@gruene.social 2 wk. ago

@cmconseils Is this even a meme?

Laimės Kūdikis

@LaimesKudikis@mastodon.social 2 wk. ago

Two neurodivergent people having a conversation is literally just a nonstop loop of "oh yeah that reminds me (topic that is completely unrelated)

@pomme@toot.paris 2 wk. ago

Article: Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run
someone replies: finally — Article: Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run someone replies: finally

@elight@tenforward.social 2 wk. ago

@pomme @cmconseils This does not look like its feeding tomatoes.... 😬😬😬😬