hey gaming chair companies
fuck you
also you know what would sell a bunch of chairs? you know those inexpensive VESA hydraulic arms that stay where you put them in mid-air even while holding a relatively heavy monitor?
put 2 of those on the back of the chair, like additional arms. like gigantic versions of soldering helping hands, but for everything
if you do this you will make $2.5 million at least before everyone on Ali rips it off, a sign you’ve succeeded in the furniture business
if you’re having trouble picturing this, here’s how it looks but cheap hydraulics instead of robot tentacles and a chair instead of a weird jaunty fusion generator backpack (why does every power armor in 40k have a weird jaunty fusion generator backpack?)