Satirical line graph titled “Jensen Huang Affairs Are Growing Faster Than Exponentially.” The vertical axis is “Cumulative Publicly Reported Jensen Huang Affairs,” scaled 0 to 60. The horizontal axis runs Nov 07 to Nov 14. A legend shows a red line, “Hyperbolic fit, N = 6/(14 Nov − t), R² = 1.000,” and a teal dot, “Actual affairs (cumulative).” Three teal dots sit low on the curve (roughly 1–4), annotated “#1: admits affair (alleged spy),” “#2: NYT reports affair w/ direct report,” and “#3: Reuters reports another; resigns as CEO.” The red curve stays flat, then shoots sharply upward near the right edge, approaching a vertical dotted line. Annotations along the curve read “Fri Nov 13: 6 affairs,” “Sat Nov 14, noon: 12 affairs,” and “Sat 8:24pm: 40 affairs.” At the top right, in red, a label reads “THE AFFAIR SINGULARITY, Sat Nov 14, 2026 (N → ∞).” A footnote states: “Source: Nvidia statement (Nov 8), NYT (Nov 11), Reuters (Nov 12). Fit on n=3; extrapolation is extremely rigorous.” The main takeaway, in a joking tone, is that a hyperbolic model absurdly predicts the count of reported affairs will spike to infinity on a single day.