CEOs are having affairs?
I'm too burnt out to have an affair.
You know what would be really hawt right now? If someone would come read a book next to me while I nap on the couch.
Fantasies, man. Fantasies.
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@tinker thats some good fantasy - regardless if you’re the one napping or reading
@tinker Elon Musk is CEO of four companies, and seems to have plenty of extra time to spend tweeting and corrupting the political system. CEOs apparently have lots of free time for affairs and other stress-reducing activities.
@tinker I would settle for a non-snoring nap buddy who won't try to turn a mutual nap into something sexualized.
aw yes. fuzzy blanket, hot cocoa, popcorn, someone reading "goodnight moon". i could so go for that.
@tinker for a nominal fee I will read to you a book in an app of your choice.
my rates are reasonable
@tinker stories from the BC and Incident trenches here…
Every company I have ever worked for with a physical office, we have fired a straight married man for having sex with a female direct report in an office bathroom on the weekends.
That is how specific I can get just to illustrate how common it is that dudes cheat on their wives at work. We could just rename HR to Penis Patrol & Lawsuit Prevention for accuracy.
@tinker cats help with work life balance by sitting on us until we pay attention to them
@tinker It's a targeted hit job, coordinated by the government and media. Pay attention to who they ultimately replace him with. I'm betting there will be strong ties to Israel.
@tinker libby the library app has enabled many a fantasy.
@marie4AV - gawd, could you imagine? Drowsily waking up from a nap, opening one eye to see a wonderful person next to you reading an ebook from the library. The glow on their face as they're engrossed in a good book. And then slowly drifting back to sleep next to them.
@tinker Wanted, honeypot girlfriend. Must look like the best 6 weeks of my life, following a lifetime of regret. 👹