"fuck it, put every itch.io genre in"
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ok so uh
what century does this game take place in
because that's definitely not the kind of computer monitor that existed in the 1990s
this looks like fantasy windows 10 so does this game take place in the 2100s
is the pickle specifically written by an LLM? lots of three word sentences
they keep calling this building with ornate hallways a motel
i'm pretty sure if you go inside to get to your room it's not a motel
every time a character has exited a scene so far by walking off-screen it's been to the right and every single time the door the character said they were going to walk through was on the left
I think if I lived in a world with a bunch of fantasy creatures living interesting lives I'd pretty much be happy with any job
like being a janitor in literally any video game I've played in the past year with no prior experience would be better than any job I'm able to get in real life
I've said it many times before and I'll say it again: if your game is doing the discrete time of day visual novel thing and you don't have content that fills every single time of the day, cut it out
I think this may be the first time any game on itch has gone "well we can't have a sex scene because one of these characters is gay"
kinda weird to awkwardly say to someone "well you're gay so we can't have sex" out of nowhere though
sex wasn't even mentioned yet in this entire RPGMaker visual novel (seriously, why are people making visual novels in RPGMaker?)
why is the game spending so many words saying that the horse wizard is from glitter[mitten ]grove and why do I feel like this won't be relevant in any way
so the protagonist(?) is given a list of potential candidates for people who can potentially become heroes
and he's told to pick four of them
and he looks through the list and it's a list of four women
why'd you make such a big deal about picking people from a list if the only accepted answer is "all of them"
WARNING! this game has UI
holy shit I can move around in this one it's not a visual novel after all
why is this character named Alexandria talking about how her parents gave her a masculine name it ends with an a that's feminine
this is like someone saw Gertrude Luna in Space Station 13 and went "I bet I can write a version of this character who's a woman" and forgot to swap the gender of the name but still had the character's main backstory be that their parents named them wrong as a prank
props to this game for giving most of the characters reasonable chests though
you don't see that much in porn video games
even runescape had ridiculous chests for the average female character compared to this
even the crappy throwaway RPG character dialogue is something in this game
they've definitely hit the level of "I like shorts" at least
why did you need genAI to write your RPGMaker visual novel's code?