Before hooking up with the hot lady you met at the tech conference, think: "Does she have the hots for me because I'm a billionaire CEO, or is it because of my styling leather jacket"?
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@ai6yr OR: Am I working on a project that our enemies would love to compromise or steal?
But first and foremost: When has a super hot chick ever sidled up to me and stared into my eyes like that?
@ai6yr Get the pre-nup before your IPO....
*** having been at many tech conferences, it's not unheard of (but somewhat rare) to see nametag-based attempted pickups going on (ie I have seen/heard "oh, that's CEO-of-such-and-such company, I am going to go flirt with him")
@ai6yr wat? I’ve been to many tech conferences and this would not occur to me. Eww.
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org It is definitely not because I'm a billionaire CEO. Hooray!
@ai6yr my what a large GPU you have
@ai6yr sorry about another bsky post, but here’s a “training” video parody teaching OpenAI employees to watch out for corporate spies and that “real women don’t ask software engineers for sex”. It predates the nvidia thing.
https://bsky.app/profile/riana.bsky.social/post/3mztdh2vg4s2j
Riana (@riana.bsky.social)