I think my fortune cookie is threatening my grandmother.
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@ajroach42 "If you or a loved one has been threatened by a fortune cookie you may be entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Amos, Fields, and Tate for a free case evaluation."
My wife's said "good things come to those who wait, be patient." lmao
My last fortune cookie from the same joint said "lookout tomorrow for the [garbled/illegible misprint] you have been [garbled/illegible misprint]" and I felt like I was walking into nightvale.
Prior to that, I got an empty cookie.
All three of these are threats.
@ajroach42 in HS a friend came up to me and said "I think I got your fortune last night" and delivered to me one I carried for years:
You have been promised a ride on a starship by the Galactic Wizard
Still waiting...
@ajroach42 Buckle up, buckaroo! You're about to go on an adventure