Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Highland Cow Stuffed Animal. All cows are Highland cows, most of them are just shaved so that their white and black spotted skin is visible.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9BXL59C/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_55YN1KQ5BEMTCNBHQRWF?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=6908f456499d5105de1129fa36ced82d&gaOptInStatus=true
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🎶 you take the high cow and I'll take the low cow 🎶
(Just remember to pronounce it "heelan coo" up here).
@lowqualityfacts Ummm... why amazon? 🥺
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And if you ask a Highland cow and a Lowland cow where they've been, you may feel compelled to recount the murder case of our fictitious lady Mondegreen.
@lowqualityfacts this will give me nightmares
Any cow that is above sea level is technically a Highland cow.