does anyone else think it’s pretty weird that he said this? 🤔
@pippa i guess you're right... true to his word, he's just "telling it like it is"
‘Member that time a lady blasted Nigel Farage with a big ol banana milkshake? Good times.
@DXMacGuffin @pisscotheque @pippa
if only she had had the good sense to lash a cup of dog cum at him instead. then maybe he wouldn't have pressed charges
@floppyplopper @DXMacGuffin @pippa it's actually not clear to me from the footage that the substance in the cup wasn't dog cum. this is the kind of fine detail that gets lost in the breakneck pace of the 24 hour news cycle
@pisscotheque Wow! Now I wanna vote for him!
@BigTittyBimbo really just goes to show how elections can be bought with those millions of pounds in illegal donations. this kind of precision targeted messaging is what that buys
@pisscotheque @BigTittyBimbo
please stop making farage say more pleasant things than he really says
@pisscotheque is this the russian media influence I've read so much about?
@pisscotheque that dog does not like him, and he does not like that dog. am very pleased they gave more than half of the image space to the dog though.
@alex the dog's really the one i wanna hear from on this. let the dog write the next one
@pisscotheque "i want to bite the bad smell man. please give me five biscuits. i am going to bite his throat."
@pisscotheque no, if i were a dog i wouldn’t cum on farage either so this makes perfect sense