“One more thing. This is the BeamPro Duo, our revolutionary dual channel transporter console that can beam passengers in both directions at once, doubling—“

“How did you solve the buffer acknowledgement latency issues?”

“I did say please hold questions to the end, but we found that transmitting the buffer acknowledgement immediately rather than waiting for the recipient to fully materialise allows us to-"

“Well, yes anyone can be fast if they violate the safety semantics!”

…

“Good preso, sir!”

“Can’t believe that fucking heckler! Who did they think they were?”

“Uh, that was Zelda Cochran, sir, the co-author of the Secure Serialised Humanoid protocol”

“Who?”

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