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@evan no but the republican party runs more asses as candidates.
@evan No, but I definitely want to see their asses walking out the door.
@jackgangi Don't let it hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!
@brooke I resisted this impulse!
@evan why are we rating candidates' asses?
@reiddragon I don't know, and yet here we are.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/donald-trump-jon-husted-bizarre
Donald Trump has repeatedly praised different Republican candidates' asses, although he's mostly focused on Senator Jon Husted's butt.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/trump-nicki-minaj-jon-husted
RE: https://mastodon.world/@killbait/117542371338403155
Recent Senate butt-related news just dropped:
@evan are you okay?
@chaz6 I sincerely wish it were me introducing ass quality into the campaign discussion this late in the election cycle! But yes, I am fine, and ass evaluations are literally part of this year's election discourse.
@chaz6 And I am being sarcastic in asking this question as if it matters. Except maybe it does...? Like most sarcastic questions, they become serious if you think about them for too long.
@evan no but also I don't care to check