What is your dream job(s)?
It can be a real job that currently exists or one that doesn't yet exist but you wish it existed. You can want more than one dream job.
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This might sound weird, but I'd also like it if my coding job involved an hour of carrying heavy objects every day. It would keep me fit, and I find that manual labour clears my head and lets me concentrate.
90% data engineer / 10% building site labourer. The dream work.
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Book reader. Not reviewer. Just a reader. Pay me to read books. I’m already doing it for free. Why not get paid?
@qurlyjoe @PhoenixSerenity Same but for movies. I would travel the world going to festivals and seeing the Long Tail of movies which never make it to digital release.
Just gonna leave this here…
@PhoenixSerenity any remote job with a co-op not using corporate software or mired in ethical concerns, male *dancer*, luxury carpenter, couch tester, or some combination of the above maybe
@PhoenixSerenity I have applied for my dream job but it’s a long shot so I will be very lucky to get an interview. It’s as a qualitative researcher using arts-based data collection methods.
@PhoenixSerenity Dog care, maybe? But since it's a dream job, I'd want a world where no dogs ever get hurt, get sick, or turn into stardust. 🐶✨
Professional dilettante.
Wood and soft stone carving, writing short fiction, building weird music with field recordings and drones, small event/communal cook, simple chemical extractions and synthesis.
I like my current work, though; I just wish that the job was structured very differently.
@PhoenixSerenity my dream job would be comfortable retirement.
I'm tired of the dream being a job.
my standard answer to "what would you like to be when you grow up" was always "retired".
these days, i want to be retired without having to "grow up".
@mousey @PhoenixSerenity this! When i was 6 years old, asked what i want to be when i am grown up, i answered „a grandpa, sitting all day in a rocking chair reading!“ i never changed that dream. But mayba, you know, i don’t actually need the grandkids or stuff like that…
@codingGarden @mousey @PhoenixSerenity haha same, I said "hermit" ya know, the one dispensing wisdom from a cave.
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Managing Barista and Janitor of a virtual bookshop-cafe.
Professional Yarn Nerd and maker of woolly, fluffy things.
Sustainability Data Analyst, working remote from my cabin with really good satellite internet and a small unkindness of not truly unkind ravens who talk and bring me odd things they find.
@johannab That last dream job sounds super rad.
I'd be a great anxious chicken counselor.
@PhoenixSerenity "Oops, sorry, can't help this one. Chuck it in the pot!"
@gooba42 I would probably adopt as a pet instead. It can live under my deck.
@PhoenixSerenity Also good but I'm still hungry...
@gooba42 This ain't a restaurant.
@PhoenixSerenity Fair. Breakfast was just on my mind, I probably should go upstairs and fix that before suggesting anymore chicken murders.
@gooba42 Please go eat 🤣
@PhoenixSerenity Are you the anxious one or is the chicken?
@PhoenixSerenity I guess it would be counterproductive for a counselor of chickens to be more anxious than her patients.
@StarkRG I would have to fire myself, if that were the case.
@PhoenixSerenity I’m deliberately not checking out the context of this toot because it’s perfect on its own.
@purplepadma @a @PhoenixSerenity that was great, thank you. I reposted it so people reading their timelines get extremely confused
@PhoenixSerenity In my dreams jobs do not exist
@PhoenixSerenity I would want Winston Wolf's gig (from the Tarantino classic, Pulp Fiction): I'd like to solve problems.
@PhoenixSerenity Beachcomber, fire lookout
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Honestly I really like my work but I dislike my job. My dream would be to keep doing the same work but without the job parts of it.